We are North Americans

...And we're back. The UK was good times, but also a great reminder that Adam and are "North American scum," through and through. This place has better food for lower prices. The beer is darker and more complex. The men are meatier and more likely to get photographed in positions like this:

Ah, just look at that bootie -- doesn't it inspire pride in our youth? Even when they fail ("It's hard to swallow when you work so hard on something for so long") you just know they will try again.